My very smart little dog, Lulu, composed this. Some of you dog owners can probably relate.
My name is Lulu, I'm just a mutt.
I've nary a trace of pedigree, but
I'm treated as well as a well-bred pooch.
I earn my keep; I don't have to mooch.
From studying my keepers, this much I have gained.
They treat me so well, 'cause I have them well-trained.